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The Ferret Joint

Hi all you humans out there! The human with the long hair who lives inmy house is letting me create my page..Huh?? Oh yeah, Shnoog's page too (*@%X$@)... MAN!!! Don't you HATE it when your mom drags out the baby pictures? I am SO embarrassed... The one on the left is me at 4 months of age, right after my humans took me to my house. That was when I was still naive and not wise to the ways of fooling humans into thinking I was dumb. Not long after they took that picture, I was learning how to open doors, climb on top of the washer, get on the counter, get inside drawers,open cupboards, EVERYTHING!!! I had this house thing totally figured out by the time I was 6 months old, but I still learn new things everyday.In fact, I'm learning SO fast that that long-haired lady is going to let me tell you about my adventures every month. If she doesn't strangle me first !!The other picture is me adding to my collection of toilet paper rolls under the couch...

That's Shnoog. He isn't NEAR as smart as me... REALLY!! He has these really weird habits, like kissing people, and playing tag and hide-n-seek with people, playing in dryer hoses, and playing with socks... He collects socks!! I collect MUCH more civilized things, like empty toilet paper rolls and the cat's toys.

That's some of our ferret friends. I'm the one looking most towards the camera, and that's Shnoog getting his booty sniffed by Bukun(that's Japanese for fat boy).

Roland Conniff, AKA "The Fatlee Man"

That is another carpet shark that the long haired human brought into my house (grrrr..). He came from the same pet shop that I did, and long-hair said she brought him home because he'd been there in a small cage for almost a year, and he was SOOOOO fat... You can't really tell from those pictures, but he weighs more than me and Shnoog combined! And he's less then half of Shnoog's age... Guess long-hair's not such a softy after all...

Shnoog and Fatlee doing ferrety things

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